After three (3) e-mails went unanswered, I finally warmed up my dialing finger and called Cadbury Schweppes Americas Beverages, the maker of RC Cola. I spent a mere two (2) minutes on hold, after which one (1) very nice woman confirmed my worst fears: RC Draft Cola is no longer available anywhere in the world, and there are no plans to bring it back.
Cadbury redeems itself slightly for crushing one dream by resuscitating another. According to a number of interweb sources, Cadbury's Curly Wurly bar is very similar to the late, lamented Marathon, which was essentially a yard of braided, chocolate-covered caramel. So at least I can get a sugar buzz to help me plan the next stage of the Bring Back the (RC) Draft campaign. Cause you know this isn't over. Oh, heck no.